It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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