i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
We got so high we made milksteak
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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