I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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