sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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