It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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