If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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