I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
we're making bets on your personal life
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Randomize
