k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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