She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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