i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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