I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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