due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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