I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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