I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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