and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Randomize
