wanna go halves on a baby?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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