3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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