Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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