I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
These tits shall not be calmed
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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