Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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