I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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