HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
How's work?
Spinning.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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