I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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