I'm going to jail i love you
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
