just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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