Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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