New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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