For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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