"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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