Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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