Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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