they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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