I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
