spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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