Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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