Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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