I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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