susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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