I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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