Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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