yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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