nutella sex= disaster
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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