i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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