she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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