oh god the rape fog is back!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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