She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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