i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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