I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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