Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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