You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I wish i was in the wii world.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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