I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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