do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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